mickeytheidiot

To: Jack Harkness
From: Mickey Smith
Subject: So.

London, huh?

To: The Doctor
From: Mickey
Subject: Rose needs to change her e-mail password on occasion.

Think this will work?

[attached are birth, education, and employment records for a John Smith]

To: The Doctor
From: Mickey
Subject: Rose needs to change her e-mail password on occasion.

Think this will work?

[attached are birth, education, and employment records for a John Smith]

To: Rose
From: Mickey
Subject: Done Doctor Duty yet?

If he's back on his feet, I need to talk to you about something. I should have done it awhile ago, but shit just had to go and hit the fan. But Jake's back in place. The Doctor isn't sick anymore. Susan's gone. AND the Doctor's stuck here (when are you throwing the party?).

So everything's tip top, right? We need to talk.

To: Rose
From: Mickey
Subject: Done Doctor Duty yet?

If he's back on his feet, I need to talk to you about something. I should have done it awhile ago, but shit just had to go and hit the fan. But Jake's back in place. The Doctor isn't sick anymore. Susan's gone. AND the Doctor's stuck here (when are you throwing the party?).

So everything's tip top, right? We need to talk.

No answer at the TARDIS, and I'm still not getting through to Jake's phone. Something's wrong, Rose. Really wrong. Call me back as soon as you can, all right?

No answer at the TARDIS, and I'm still not getting through to Jake's phone. Something's wrong, Rose. Really wrong. Call me back as soon as you can, all right?

To: Rose
From: Mickey
Subject: Jake is missing.

I woke up this morning, and he was gone. His stuff is gone, so he left on his own, but he would have been back before morning if everything had gone fine. I don't have any idea where he could have went to. And I can't seem to get a signal for his mobile in order to track it. I don't know what else to do, Rose.

To: Torchwood Staff
From: Mickey Smith
Subject: Much better.

No direct access. No more obviously apparent back doors. Bravo.

To: Torchwood Staff
From: Mickey Smith
Subject: Much better.

No direct access. No more obviously apparent back doors. Bravo.

To: Rose
From: Mickey
Subject: I got bored.

And if you're fired by the time you get home tomorrow, I'm sorry.

To: Rose
From: Mickey
Subject: I got bored.

And if you're fired by the time you get home tomorrow, I'm sorry.

To: Torchwood Staff (e-mails obtained from an encrypted file on Rose's computer)
From: Mickey Smith
Subject: You probably already know that...

A bored computer hacker is a very bad thing.

You might want to give your network another overhaul. It's pretty secure...for anyone trying to go through directly. There's still a few back door accesses available if you're willing to put in the time it takes to get through them.

To: Torchwood Staff (e-mails obtained from an encrypted file on Rose's computer)
From: Mickey Smith
Subject: You probably already know that...

A bored computer hacker is a very bad thing.

You might want to give your network another overhaul. It's pretty secure...for anyone trying to go through directly. There's still a few back door accesses available if you're willing to put in the time it takes to get through them.

To: Rose
From: Mickey
SUBJECT: Place to stay.

Apparently, the place that Jake and I were spending the night has decided to disappear. Can't say I'm too surprised, but... You've got a flat, right? Think we could bunk with you?

- Mickey

To: Rose
From: Mickey
SUBJECT: Place to stay.

Apparently, the place that Jake and I were spending the night has decided to disappear. Can't say I'm too surprised, but... You've got a flat, right? Think we could bunk with you?

- Mickey

TO: Jake Simmonds.
FROM: Mickey Smith.
SUBJECT: Bored to Tears.

Do you feel as useless as I do right about now?

- Mickey

TO: Jake Simmonds.
FROM: Mickey Smith.
SUBJECT: Bored to Tears.

Do you feel as useless as I do right about now?

- Mickey

All right. Anyone who has any idea what's going on, I would be very grateful to be let in on the joke. Haha. Very funny. Drop me off in the middle of a field in Cardiff, pretend like the staff at Torchwood One has been completely reconstructed, this had to have been very elaborate to pull off. Jake? Was this your idea? If it was, I'm going to kill you the next time I see you. I nearly had a sodding heart attack when you vanished into thin air like that.

So. Hahaha. Very funny. Joke's over now, guys.

All right. Anyone who has any idea what's going on, I would be very grateful to be let in on the joke. Haha. Very funny. Drop me off in the middle of a field in Cardiff, pretend like the staff at Torchwood One has been completely reconstructed, this had to have been very elaborate to pull off. Jake? Was this your idea? If it was, I'm going to kill you the next time I see you. I nearly had a sodding heart attack when you vanished into thin air like that.

So. Hahaha. Very funny. Joke's over now, guys.